i hate that saying about “if someone is in your dreams that means they miss you” because danny devito has made numerous cameo appearances in my dreams before and i somehow doubt he misses me
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Yes, I’m corrupting America; one insomniac at a time.
— Craig Ferguson- god I love this man (via funkingteacup) -
“Let’s have a sexy quiet moment”
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whats the difference between me and a calendar?
a calendar has dates
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fucking hilarious
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